Anonymous
Animals are the best because they don’t care about delicate sensibilities. They’re like “Oh, you have your kids with you? Well then, perfect time to MARK MY TERRITORY” and then BAM— you stink of tiger piss all day.
theillusivewoman's favorite characters in gaming
→ (in no particular order)morrigan, the witch of the wilds.
“Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive.”
Went to the zoo and witnessed to male lions… having… fun…
The best part was, I was standing beside a mother and her young daughter. As soon as the one male began to get behind the other, my friend, the mother and I all looked at the little girl, who was taking photographs.
And then the little girl asked “What are they doing?”
And the mom looked at me, as if to find some comfort from me or perhaps I could explain to her daughter what was happening. Alas, she looked at the wrong person, because all I could do was laugh behind my hand and stare at her with wide eyes as the lions fucked in front of us.
The girl then said “Oh, he’s just biting him”
But man, they must have some interesting photos on that camera, I tell yah.
siriuslysmashing
I would never find you annoying, peach
